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    Default What's the Wierdest Thing A Doctor's Ever Pulled from Your Body?

    I saw a reference to this blog post on NPR. Its got some interesting examples. (How does a woman get a crochet needle into her bladder anyway???) Anyone care to share their own twisted oddities?



    Unusual Foreign Bodies Removed From Patients

    Originally Posted to the Sermo Community
    By: An Anesthesiologist on Sermo


    This weekend I had an unusual case. The urologist wanted to remove a crochet needle from a 23 year old female's bladder. Yes, a crochet needle, the type with the little hook on the end. It was bright green and easy to find. Got there by "accident".

    We got to discussing the most unusual objects removed from a patient. The list included lightbulbs, carrots, flashlights and gerbils.

    What is your most unusual object removed from a patient?

    Response from a Pathologist: "Large zucchini (rectum). The spiral from a spiral-bound notebook (male urethra). Pencil (male urethra). Cigarette lighter (stomach)."

    Response from a Family Physician: "Small (5-6mm) seashell removed from a lung on bronchoscopy about 1 year after visiting a beach and sucking in too much sea water trying to surf."

    Response from a Urologist: "Real string of pearls knotted in bladder. (50 yo diabetic and his mother's pearls)."

    Response from a Urologist: "At our hospital recently the general surgeons removed from the stomach a bound and gagged barbie doll that the patient had swallowed."

    Response from a Anesthesiologist: "I was called in by a General surgeon for a little boy who had swallowed two small toy dogs when asked why he had swallowed two his reply so the first wouldn't be alone!"

    Response from an Allergist & Immunologist: "I once retrieved a plastic helicopter from a child's nose."
    Response from an Ophthalmologist: "Firecracker and gunpowder particles which had to be microscopically removed from a boys cornea after he had placed the explosive in a bicycle handle; and when it did not explode immediately, he took a peek!"

    Response from an Ophthalmologist: "While an intern on the general surgery, service assisted in removing an open safety pin from the esophagus of a resident at the local psych hospital. Two weeks later we repeated the effort on first resident's room mate who just wanted a change of scenery. Second patient was a bit more challenging in that a small esophageal perforation that was missed at surgery went on to become a tension pneumothorax at 3:00 am while I was on call. First time I ever inserted a chest tube in an actual emergency setting."

    Response from a General Surgeons: "5 pens, 2 permanent markers, 3 straws, 2 toothbrushes, 4 Oreo cookie wrappers. All at the same time from the stomach of a patient."

    Can't get enough foreign body removal stories? Contact pr@sermo.com for more.
    http://sermo.com/blog/2010/08/3/unus...moved-patients
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    I think the urethra/bladder accidents probably involve sounding mis-haps
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    Sounding mis-haps?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    Sounding mis-haps?
    Sounding is a name for the practice of inserting things up one's own, or one's lover's, urethra for sexual gratification. Usually long, cylindrical things, obviously, but the size and sometimes shape varies, I've seen some instruments that look like large butter knives.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    Sounding is a name for the practice of inserting things up one's own, or one's lover's, urethra for sexual gratification. Usually long, cylindrical things, obviously, but the size and sometimes shape varies, I've seen some instruments that look like large butter knives.
    Ow. Highly refined tastes.
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    Copper- behave toward others to elicit treatment you would like (the manipulative rule)
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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    Ow. Highly refined tastes.
    I can't think of any other scenario that'd end with a foreign object in one's bladder that doesn't involve coercion and violence. If someone has ideas, feel free to share!

    There's some forms of mental illness where people compulsively ingest non-digestible objects, one school cafeteria cook was found to have had over 30 metallic forks, knives and spoons in her guts during routine autopsy.
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

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    A comment on the NPR web site referenced a sprouting pea plant found in someone's lung. Cool. I read an article somewhere that mentioned in passing a long lost tv remote found by a doctor under an obese woman's fat roll during an unrelated medical exam or something. Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    There's some forms of mental illness where people compulsively ingest non-digestible objects,
    Speaking of such, how about this piece of art made from the 1,446 items removed from a patient.



    The patient died during the operation, so who decided to make the "art"?

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    The helicopter up the nose made me laugh. Little Boys like to shove stuff up their noses, why is that?

    Reminds me of a tv sit-com episode where the dad interviews a baby-sitter.

    Q: What do you do if he sticks Cocoa Puffs up his nose?

    Spoiler:
    A: Squeeze the nostrils, crush the Cocoa Puffs, blow it out!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ominous Gamer View Post
    Speaking of such, how about this piece of art made from the 1,446 items removed from a patient.



    The patient died during the operation, so who decided to make the "art"?
    Next of kin? Interesting memorial...

    Quote Originally Posted by GGT View Post
    The helicopter up the nose made me laugh. Little Boys like to shove stuff up their noses, why is that?

    Reminds me of a tv sit-com episode where the dad interviews a baby-sitter.

    Q: What do you do if he sticks Cocoa Puffs up his nose?

    Spoiler:
    A: Squeeze the nostrils, crush the Cocoa Puffs, blow it out!


    My daughter stuck a tic-tac in her nose as a child and couldn't get it out. I plugged one nostril and told her to blow. It took a few times but it came out.
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    Gold- treat others how you would like them to treat you (the self regard rule)
    Platinum - treat others the way they would like to be treated (the PC rule)

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    Ocean managed a tootsie roll wrapper once, got it wedged up there real good, caused a nice amount of blood too. Freaked Brandy out, especially since they were at my work at the time.

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    I shoved a tiny spring up my nose when I was a wee one. God knows where it came from, musta been a li'l toy or sammink. Took the doc an age to get it out I seem to remember.

    And, on the flip side of the coin, I've also had two different doctors shove a finger up my arse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timbuk2 View Post
    And, on the flip side of the coin, I've also had two different doctors shove a finger up my arse.
    Tag-team?
    Such is Life...

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    No.



    Spoilerised for gross descriptions.

    Spoiler:


    One was when I was a child of around six, living in Sri Lanka. I had worms. I think the doc wanted to see if he could locate the eggs or something.

    The other was last year when I ... er ... when I developed a fissure. Doc wanted to see it bleed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    A fissure? What kind of fissure?

    Weirdest thing for me is glass, but that's not that weird.

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    50 cent piece - swallowed before living memory.

    Such is Life...

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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    What's the Wierdest Thing A Doctor's Ever Pulled from Your Body?
    Well, this one time I went to Thailand...
    Angel Mapper - Prometheus

    To have said goodbye to things!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    A fissure? What kind of fissure?
    This kind..

    Quite unpleasant.
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    It's actually the original French billion, which is bi-million, which is a million to the power of 2. We adopted the word, and then they changed it, presumably as revenge for Crecy and Agincourt, and then the treasonous Americans adopted the new French usage and spread it all over the world. And now we have to use it.

    And that's Why I'm Voting Leave.

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    Anal fissures are pretty common. So are hemorrhoids. Very painful.

    One of the stranger things I've heard about was a baseball sized blob of chewing gum mixed with human hair, surgically removed from the stomach of a hairdresser and compulsive gum swallower.

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    I remember one of the 'Jackass' crew shoving a toy car up his bum and then getting a x-ray done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadnaught View Post
    A fissure? What kind of fissure?

    Weirdest thing for me is glass, but that's not that weird.
    Glass? Where? In your ass???

    Quote Originally Posted by termite View Post
    50 cent piece - swallowed before living memory.
    I love all the angles.
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    My arm, from a car accident. And they didn't do a good job taking it out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angel_Mapper View Post
    Well, this one time I went to Thailand...
    I retract my statement, THIS is the winner.

    Forgot about Angel's operation there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lor View Post
    I remember one of the 'Jackass' crew shoving a toy car up his bum and then getting a x-ray done.
    Yeah, I saw that. Did you see the guy snort wasabi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EyeKhan View Post
    Yeah, I saw that. Did you see the guy snort wasabi?


    Have you ever seen Dirty Sanchez (The program, not the explicit act!)? It's worse than Jackass IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lor View Post


    Have you ever seen Dirty Sanchez (The program, not the explicit act!)? It's worse than Jackass IMO.
    Never heard of it. As a general rule I poo-poo this sort of programming, though, like with rubber neckers passing a freeway accident, when its on, I can't stop watching.
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    Check it out, it's funny - i prefer it to Jackass and so does my lady who isn't a fan of these mad shows. She's a wimp!

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    I get the sense people are missing the win behind Angel stepping up to the plate.

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    Hehe...

    Does my boy count? He's surely weirder than Angel's previous genitals.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

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    I assume/hope he wasn't surgically removed by a Thai doctor

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