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  1. #391
    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    I'd like a "force member to post" feature. Thanks in advance.
    How are you planning on transporting the torturers?
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  2. #392
    Magnets!
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  3. #393
    Oh.

    I was going to ask for the job if it came with a cushy private plane with space for a minion or two.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  4. #394
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    How are you planning on transporting the torturers?
    Have Wraith visit each person's house.
    Hope is the denial of reality

  5. #395
    Technically, using the fast track to the Wraith option is a pretty big abuse of the engine

    Damned fun, though
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  6. #396
    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    I'd like a "force member to post" feature. Thanks in advance.
    Its called alcohol, although you have to find the right amount where they are drunk enough to want to post, but not so drunk as to want to do something else, or not be able to post at all...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nessus View Post
    While you're at it, can we have a stab a poster in the face feature?
    Faceknife never made it into production due to potential lawsuits involving Facebook's copyrighting or trademarking the word "Face"...
    . . .

  7. #397
    Wow. I didn't think it was possible for anyone to get too drunk to post.
    We're stuck in a bloody snowglobe.

  8. #398
    Quote Originally Posted by littlelolligagged View Post
    Wow. I didn't think it was possible for anyone to get too drunk to post.
    Well what if being drunk makes you want to do other things other than posting on a forum? You can't post if you're out somewhere else...
    . . .

  9. #399
    Can we implement a mini-IQ test before a user is allowed to post. We can call it the "No Omega" feature

  10. #400
    It'd require a tick-box "I am drunk" to by-pass, because let's face it we have a whole bunch of people posting while inebriated that'd get blocked by an IQ test

    Unless

    Oh

    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  11. #401
    Why do we have over a hundred visitors again? Did that crazy guy who just registered to post his articles link us somewhere?

    (If any of those visitors are human, please register and debate religion with me!)
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  12. #402
    Ok, own up - who's been playing with css3 on the classic theme?
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

  13. #403
    Well, Dread did mention missing Counter Strike...

    Oh, css. Nvm
    In the future, the Berlin wall will be a mile high, and made of steel. You too will be made to crawl, to lick children's blood from jackboots. There will be no creativity, only productivity. Instead of love there will be fear and distrust, instead of surrender there will be submission. Contact will be replaced with isolation, and joy with shame. Hope will cease to exist as a concept. The Earth will be covered with steel and concrete. There will be an electronic policeman in every head. Your children will be born in chains, live only to serve, and die in anguish and ignorance.
    The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.

  14. #404
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    Ok, own up - who's been playing with css3 on the classic theme?
    We just upgraded. It probably came in with that. What issue are you seeing?

  15. #405
    White box shadow on things, which looks shit.
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

  16. #406
    Quote Originally Posted by Steely Glint View Post
    White box shadow on things, which looks shit.
    Every update seems to break something with the styles because while vBulletin seems to care about their default styles, they don't seem to give a shit about custom ones that use custom CSS to style the boards instead of their shit style designer. If you post a picture of where its happening, or detail where its happening, I'll look into it. Never mind, it seems it mainly happens in Opera. This can either be fixed now by switching to a browser like Chrome, or Firefox, or later by waiting for me to take care of it. I eventually do have to fix everything though...
    Last edited by Illusions; 05-27-2011 at 10:48 PM.
    . . .

  17. #407
    Quote Originally Posted by Illusions View Post
    This can either be fixed now by switching to a browser like Chrome, or Firefox, or later by waiting for me to take care of it. I eventually do have to fix everything though...
    Quoted as proof that I don't need to get off my lazy ass for this one.

  18. #408
    Quote Originally Posted by Illusions View Post
    Never mind, it seems it mainly happens in Opera.
    'cause Opera's the only one that supports box-shadow without a vendor prefix... for now.

    This can either be fixed now by switching to a browser like Chrome, or Firefox, or later by waiting for me to take care of it. I eventually do have to fix everything though...
    Let me have access to the style sheets and I'll fix it.
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

  19. #409
    There you go. Did I get them all?

    (don't change styles until tomorrow)

  20. #410
    Quote Originally Posted by Wraith View Post
    There you go. Did I get them all?

    (don't change styles until tomorrow)
    Looks like it.
    . . .

  21. #411
    You got 'em
    The light that once I thought compassion still casting shadows in your action
    The words you shared were cold transactions that bring me to curse what you've done
    When you're up there absorbed in greatness with such success you've grown complacent
    I hope you scorch your many faces when you fly too close to the sun

  22. #412
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    I was wondering if there is also an embed thing for Soundcloud, as for youtube. It's not important, but if it's a feature that's available on vbulletin it might be fun
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

  23. #413
    I have no idea what soundcloud is, but I'll look into it and see if I can add one.

  24. #414
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    Streaming audiotracks. Think of youtube without the video's
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

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  26. #416
    Looks like playlists there need to be embedded a bit differently. So second tag also added. [soundcloudpl]

  27. #417
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    Thanks!
    Keep on keepin' the beat alive!

  28. #418
    Seem to have lost my edit post button?

  29. #419
    Oh wait, it's there, but not on older posts.

    Must be a time limit on how long you have before you can no longer edit.

  30. #420
    Yeah, there is one. I think it's pretty long, though.

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